First Real Night

Oh my goodness.
Such a crazy night.
Well it started off with a good morning.
I woke up at 5AM.
Blogged about the previous night.
Ayumi cooked me breakfast.

It was delicious.
It was honestly so kind of her.
She didn't even eat that much.
Don't know how I would be in Japan without her.
After breakfast I cleaned up.
Played Far Cry 3.
My allergies were hell.
Went to store alone to buy allergy medicine and tissues.
Completed this task by myself.
Felt accomplished.
Got back and helped Ayumi put together new chair.
We then left together to site-see.
Saw this sign at the subway station, thought it was funny.

Beware of perverts, lol.
Maybe not that funny.
Rode subway to 四条通 Shijō-dōri.

Went to Yasaka shrine.

Did touristy stuff there, took pictures.

Was going to meet up with Will but had another 15 minutes to kill.
Will hugged me out of no where on the street.
Didn't see him.
Scared me a little at first because I thought some random Japanese dude on the street was hugging me.
Walked to go get food. 

After lunch we parted ways with Will to go to 伏見稲荷大社 (Fushimi Inari Taisha).
It was really cool.
Took more pictures and touristy stuff.

There were a lot of Taiwanese tourists there too.
Talked to a few.
Fucking hate my Chinese accent.
Everyone Taiwanese person I meet says my accent is strange and think I'm from Singapore Hong Kong, Malaysia, or the Philippines.
Every main lander I meet can tell right away that I am Taiwanese based off my accent.
I guess my accent it like an American faking a really good British accent but all the Brits would still be able to tell it isn't a British accent.
I don't know.
I guess I just have an Auwccent.
Yeah, I bet you're just rolling on the floor laughing at that great pun right?
Went back to the apartment and took a nap.
Left again to meet up with Will at Kyoto Tower.
He wasn't there when I got there.
Tried using Starbucks internet.
You have to set up an account else where with internet before using Starbucks internet.
Wtf?
Ran to a coffee shop across the street and used their WiFi to set up an account.
Ran back to Starbucks at Kyoto Tower to use their WiFi.
Will messaged me saying he'd be late.
Waited there for an hour.
He finally showed up.
We bought food and alcohol at a Family Mart.
Got Shōchū in a Carton.
Went back to Will's hostel and ate.
Met some cool people that stayed at the hostel.
Played drinking games with them.
Then we left to go to a club or bar or both.
Some Brits and a Irish guy tagged along.
Will eventually left by himself to find some girl.
I went to a bar called "Moon Walk" with my new friends that I'll never see again.
Met this Californian girl there that was my age.
She had only studied Japanese for 9 months.
She was pretty much completely fluent speaking/listening.
Wtf?
Went to club after that.
Got lost.
Found club.
Club closed at 1AM, we got there around 2:30.
Found another club.
Payed about $15 USD to get in.
It was literally empty.
The Brits and Irish guy gave up and went home.
I went to a bar by myself.
Ended up befriending an Aussie and some Japanese people.
I got to practice my Japanese a lot.
Drank there until closing.
One of the Japanese dudes there had around 10-15 shots.
Was puking and blackout drunk.
No one wanted to help him.
Got him water and put a bag under his face so he would stop puking everywhere.
Ended up helping him home with his two friends.
Took ages because he kept lying on the floor refusing to move.

He also needed to throw up a bunch.
So many dirty stares from random Japanese people on the street (it was about 6AM at this point).
I just cheerfully said "good morning" to all of them as they passed us.

Finally got him to subway station.

Lost my Subway card, still had about $20 USD left on it.
Fml.
Got new ticket.
Got him on subway.

Parted way when we got to his stop.
It was only one stop away from mine.
I was radiating alcohol and tobacco at this point.
While waiting for my subway, I got the most judgmental stares.
MRW I didn't have any fucks left to give.
Finally got back to the apartment.
Told Ayumi about my night.
Took a shower.
Me as soon as got into bed.
Woke up a long time later.
Blogged.

All in all this was a pretty good first night out in Japan.
I am satisfied with my overall experience.
Too bad life doesn't give us customer satisfaction questionnaires.

"How could we better improve your drunken Japanese experience?"
"Have less vomit included in the blackout drunk Japanese guy package."